Biography:
A Moment in Time
"No more ale? A tavern with no ale is
not a tavern at all!"
"No, my friend, we have much ale, but I was
informed that we have none for you."
"Hmm, even though I have lost my wits to the
effects of your ale, I get what you say."
Bartender, already sweating like a troll's pig,
sweats a bit more as the tall and slender man unwraps his tattered black robes.
"No trouble. How did you get that in
here?"
"Well", pulling from an emasculate
scimitar from the darkness of his robes, "I told that midget at the door a thing or
two about what I had been doing for the last three years."
"Uh, wh, what where you doing?"
"I was traveling around Faydwer, looking for
dwarven children to sell to those stinking Trolls."
"Wh, why?"
"FOOD! Now give me another ale or I will
find your children and do the same to then!"
"Yes sir, so sorry."
"Thank you kind barkeep", the man turns,
smiling at the people at the table towards the back of the bar. Under his breath his
chuckles, responding to the screaming laughs of his companions at the table. Behind
him he hears the barkeep place the mugs of ale on the bar.
"On the house, sir, good day to you."
"Hmmmf."
He grabs his ale and his sword, and proceeds to
swagger towards the table.
"Works every time, Alambyr", a dwarf if
there ever was a dwarf says as he chokes down a pint of ale.
"Indeed, my friend, I sometimes wonder when my
luck will run out", Alambyr says, placing the ale on the table and the scimitar back
in its housing.
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